French Marketing

It is called "Le Marketing."
The French seem to do it best.
They sell you without even trying.
Take Paris for example.  Paris is the #1
tourist city in the world.  France is the #1
tourist country in the world.  That is
what I am talking about.

And how about air.  The French sell more
bubbles of air than any country in the world.
You got it!  Champagne!  And what about
water?  The French sell more mineral water
than any other country.  Air and water?
Isn't that a bunch of fluff?  Not exactly!
It is "Le Marketing."

And then what about all those perfumes,
soaps, facial creams, body lotions,
bidets, and the list goes on and on.

Luxury must have got its start in France too.
It's selling high quality goods for ten times
what they are worth.  Someone has to pay
for all "Le Marketing."  So is it fluff?
Is it air?  Is it water?

Let's just say, it's all of the above.